Monday, June 27, 2011

Oh, Deer. . .

You may have noticed (both of you), in the course of reading this blog (or its predecessor) over the years, that I am a semi-avid bicyclist (here is an example of something I've written before) (and here is another one) (and, oh, heck, another one).  One of the things I like best about cycling is the 'out-in-nature' aspect of it - things like noticing the crops in the farmers' fields as they progress from little sprouts just sticking out of the ground, to 'knee-high-by-the-4th-of-July' corn crops, to something in the fall that I can use for a needed potty-break without any concerns about being seen. . .

I cherish a few memories of some unique experiences of nature when I've been out on my bike.  Like the time, one November, when I was out on dry roads on a chilly (but warm enough to ride) day, and wound up riding through a light snow-squall that lasted for about 2-3 minutes, and barely even got the road wet.  Like riding inside one of those 'snow-globes', just after somebody shook it.

Or the time, on another fall day, this one not quite so chilly as the one above, when I crested over the top of a hill and surprised a flock of sparrows who were sunning themselves on the warm pavement on the sunward slope of the hill.  Instantly, I was riding through a swirling cloud of startled little birds (none of which, perhaps miraculously, were startled directly onto my person).

Which reminds me of the time that I was riding down a country road just after a farmer had commenced manuring his field.  He had hauled the manure-wagon from his barn on the east side of the road, to his field, a half-mile down on the west side of the road (and when I say 'wagon', I'm talking about something just slightly smaller than a gravel-hauler).  The wagon had been filled to the brim, so there had been some, uh, 'slosh-age' onto the surface of the road.  So for a half-mile, I was riding through what looked to all the world like mud, but was really something considerably more, uh, organic.  When I got home that day, Jen declined to wash my shirt, and just threw it in the trash (she may even have burned it; I don't remember).

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Yesterday, I was out on my bike, and I had another of those one-in-a-million experiences of nature.  I was about 25 miles into a 35-mile ride, on the outskirts of one of the small towns near the city where I live, when a family of five deer bounded across the open field I was riding past, and across the road, perhaps ten yards directly in front of me.  I say 'family', although I don't really know that they were all related to each other.  There were two larger deer, two 'middle-sized' ones, and a little spotted fawn the size of a small-to-medium-sized dog (with really long, skinny legs, if it had been a dog).  So it looked like Mom & Dad & the kids, although I have no idea if deer even form family units like that. . .

There was a large SUV approaching in the oncoming lane, and the first two deer bounded right in front of him, causing him to come to a stop.  The 'middle' pair continued on in front of him, apparently heedless of his presence, or any danger appertaining thereunto.  But the little spotted fawn was tracking directly into the driver's-side door of the SUV.  He stopped himself, pitching forward on his forelegs as he did, wavered confusedly for a split-second, and, once he realized that the SUV wasn't moving, he spun and followed his clan across the road.  As I passed him, the driver of the SUV and I just grinned at each other and shook our heads.

And thanked our lucky stars (or, you know, whomever one thanks for stuff like that) that neither of us had arrived at that juncture a second or two earlier. . .

9 comments:

  1. Believe it or not, WELCOME TO MY WORLD! I have deer crossing in front of me every damn day now. We have a serious problem here, and it's not getting any better. Twice now, I've had a deer literally run into my van while I'm driving. One hit the front bumper and one hit my back bumper. My van survived both, but I have no idea if either deer did. It is common to see them walking on the sidewalk in the middle of the day like dogs in our neighborhood.

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  2. Isn't it way cool when nature decides to give you an unexpected show? I recall a similar incident in New Hampshire wherein MY WIFE and I were privileged to be the only two people on a back road and being able to watch an adult moose and a baby (still amazingly large) crossing from one side of the forest to another on our road.

    Moose can be quite dangerous, of course, so we kept our safe distance. Amazingly large animals.

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  3. We have an overabundance of deer around here, to the point where it's dangerous at times; we've had a number of occasions where the deer, have hit US, and a few where there was no stopping in time...firetrucks in the night, responding to a call, comes to mind, ugh.

    Hope it wasn't a treasured shirt, lol- cuz I think Jen is smart, to dispose of it somehow!

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  4. Mmmmm, wildlife .... I see it nearly every day I drive to work trying to cross the road.

    BTW if I hit a deer cuzza talking about this yer gittin the bill.

    So far have had a few close calls but no contact .... too close

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  5. glad the fawn made it. i may be kin of hunters but i hate seeing animals get hit....not to mention the injury potential for people in such collisions.

    giggling about the manuring episode though.

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  6. Bijoux - I know; I was just talking with a friend the other day who had a close encounter with a deer, practically in the middle of the city. . .

    Suldog - Oh, those 'cosmic gifts' are just amazing. I've had others that didn't involve my bike. I'll just say, 'beach' and 'Northern Lights' and leave it at that. . .

    I've never seen a moose live & in-person, but friends of mine have been hiking on Isle Royale, in Lake Superior, and there's a small herd of 'em there. HUGE animals. . .

    Sailor - The shirt must not have been a 'favorite'; at least, I don't have any traumatic memories associated with its disposal. . .

    And the deer herd here in Michigan is just getting out of hand. Just talking with my hunter buddies, they can pretty much shoot all the does they want; when I was a kid, pretty much nobody could get a doe permit. . .

    Xavier - Yeah, those deer are a whole lot cuter when you see 'em standing in a field, than when they make you do a sphincter-puckering brake-spike. I've got a bit of a commute meself, and I've had to hit the brakes a couple times. . .

    Lime - That little fawn wasn't gonna put much of a dent in the SUV, but even so, I wouldn't have relished seeing it get splattered. Might've had to toss another jersey; and the one I was wearing WAS one of my favorites. . .

    Easy for you to giggle - you weren't the one spraying shit all over yourself. . .

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  7. BTW- i done that once. uncle loaded the honey wagon with extra drippy and loaded it all in the rear. left a trail a few hundred yards down the road. good times.

    then again, you shoulda seen when a couple heifers got out and managed to get hit by cars. well, you know, first you moo it then you do it. all over the 'attacking' car. was a purty site, driver with the windshield out and a face fulla, well, you know ..... good times indeed.

    p.s.- only one heifer made it alive and, um,she never gave milk. tmi, right?

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  8. You tell a great story, Craig. :)

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  9. Xavier - I am getting more mirth than I probably need to from the manure having been 'loaded in the rear'. . .

    And yer driver. . . I. . . nope, not gonna say it. . . poor guy. . .

    And I'll just trust you on the 'TMI'. . .

    Flutter - Aw, shucks, ma'am. . .

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